what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
“Gentlemen, how can we best create a text book cover that accurately displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject material?”
“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”
“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
Im crying hahahah






